Interviewer: Good it looks like it will be ranking us high for "free rpg games" and...
MR. SPIDER says:
>SOURCE.user.ID."Interviewr:"....
(Interviewer:)text_Checked
RESPONCE: "BYTE_ME!!!" HaHaHa) !0!0!
>>>>.^//RECOMMENDED_RANK=VERY_LOW<<<<<<
EndingCheckCode://googlespider/images/ranker.jitf" border=10010
(STAND_/_BY) .....
>1001010011>(exitcommand3)
RECOMMENDED,RPG_RANK=VERY_VERY_VERY_LOW<<
EndingCheckCode://googlespider/images/ranker.jitf" border=10010
MR. SPIDER says:
Paul Kinsella: WELL! That is not called for!.... Hey! It's leaving!!!!!....
MR. SPIDER says:
Free Video Games To Play
An artical about Mr. Paul "RPG Games" Kinsella
CONTINUED FROM LAST PAGE
written by: Tina Ann Prego
Interviewer: "Don't move. You might scare it away."
Paul Kinsella: "What does it want?"
Interviewer: "It is looking over this free role playing computer games websight. It's checking the Meta Tags and Keywords ...trying to deside how to rank this page on search results."
Paul Kinsella: "Which search engine sent it?" Cheap movie posters and cheap celebrity posters.
Interviewer: "It does not look like 'scruby'... it must be from "Google".
Paul Kinsella: "Do you think it know that this page is little more than a thinly vailed chunk of text designed to help the site get ranked higher when people search for "Host a murder mystery party game" or "free games to play online" on a search engine?"
Interviewer: "No. Search engine spiders can't "read". A spider can "see" text on a page, but it can't know what the words mean. They look for keywords like "free cartoon video games" and "murder mystery partys" and then use an algorithum to deside how the page should be ranked."
Paul Kinsella: "Will we get ranked high?"
Interviewer: "I'm not sure. I think we have been using our keywords like 'free video games', 'cartoon computer games', 'online arcade', 'host a murder' enouph but I'm worried that we made the page too long and there is too much text. Spiders don't like TOO MUCH text. Wait!!! Look!! I think the spider is saying something..."
(computer video games >AMOUNT_OF_TEXT=
656
*(now_ABOVE_tolerance_Level_of_650_words)!0!0!
EndingCheckCode://googlespider/images/rpg/ranker.rpg's" border="010010">(STAND_/_BY) ..... video games online for free to play!)
Paul Kinsella: That's right!!! You better run, M0THER PHUCKER!!!!
Interviewer: "This 'Gateway writting' stuff (for "computer games and free video games to play online for free" and stuff) really sucks!"
Paul Kinsella: You stupid BlTCH! You jabbered on so much that now this page is going to be black-listed!!!!!!
Interviewer: Now wait a second here MR.SPIDER. We have been doing everything right includeing useing words like "free games to play online for free", "free video games", "free computer games" and "role playing cartoon fart pop whatever"!!! This whole time!!!!